Every person who has ever tried to print something important five minutes before a deadline has earned the right to watch this video and feel deeply understood.
The printer — a device that exists solely to convert digital documents into slightly off-center physical documents with inexplicable streaks — has been failing people for decades. The ink is always low. The driver needs an update. It is offline for no reason. The tray is empty. The tray has paper in it. It doesn't matter. It is offline.
Watch it. Feel the catharsis. Then go fix the paper jam on page 2 of the manual and pretend none of this happened.